The MacLamity

The News That Stays News, Reported Live

Monday, October 25, 2004


"On the homepage of the Church of Satan, beneath the central figure with devilish horns flanked by men in animal masks, is the catchline 'We're looking for a few outstanding individuals.' The homepage of the Royal Navy, meanwhile, asks if you've got the strength of mind to succeed. Horns and animal heads aside, the central messages are not dissimilar - they are on the lookout for a dedicated few. Which may explain why naval technician Chris Cranmer was attracted to both."