The MacLamity

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Sunday, November 07, 2004


Your paranoia is healthy and mobile when you fight against
"asexual stealth phrases". I think at this point we can spot these Vietcong-style ninjas of the word. When Bush talks about "higher power," that's a typical Charlie ruse to look like a regular word and slip by normal people, but then explode into a reference to God on reaching the Bible belt. And "marriage between two people" is yet another innocuous seeming phrase. But wait, look at it closely. Those aren't normal words! They're plotting to marry your son off to John Kerry. Get them! Get them!