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Monday, January 24, 2005

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This is the best dek to an article I have ever read: "The universe is out of control, in a runaway acceleration. Eventually all intelligent life will face the final doom—the big freeze. An advanced civilisation must embark on the ultimate journey: fleeing to a parallel universe." I am suddenly thinking of starting a magazine whose every article would have this at the top. No matter what the content of the article would be, the reader would have to read it, after all what else are you going to do when the universe is out of control?

P.S. Stop the Universe! I want to get off!