The MacLamity

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006


"Three days later my mother rang me at six in the morning. `Flora!' she almost squeaked. `It's on the news - they've caught the rapist! And it's Mr Cook!' She was so shaken that, although almost teetotal, she agreed to have a small brandy. My brother was frankly disbelieving. `A mask with RAPIST on it?' he scoffed. `He surely doesn't have the imagination.;" ... more ...